russelbrand:

you don’t touch wmyb that’s the original that’s the beginning that was when I got my first erection

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better than words

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

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horanyewest:

if the sun doesn’t come out soon i’m gonna stay this pale forever

horanyewest:

if the sun doesn’t come out soon i’m gonna stay this pale forever

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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snapchatting:

shaxaphone:

snapchatting:

be extra nice to people who don’t know what fisting is

wait whats fisting

you look beautiful today

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