europeans on tumblr: “wë dô nöt håvë räcism iń êürœpë! amërïcå iš têrriblë!”
fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this
shakespeare died like a thousand years ago
please let go of his ancient nuts
Me: spell icup
he’s on to us..
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
You fucking fuckerSiri please get these nerds away from me
can the united states just chill for one day
bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
Hey guys I’m asking you guys to signal boost this post immediately. An anonymous person on Yik Yak has threaten to shoot up my school tomorrow at noon. (as seen below)
So far there has been no word on class cancellations for tomorrow. The University only stated “Penn State…