1. me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  2. me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  3. me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

i literally cant understand how anyone could side with israel like you obviously haven’t done enough research or ur just a shitty human being 

ok zayns tweet has soooo much good impact but im also afraid tht a lot of people are just agreeing with him instead of doing research and forming an educated opinion 

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booty2fat:

i miss you :( you are adorable and v sweet and im kinda sad that we didnt really talk much after the we left the group :/// i love u & and ur blog honey <3

mareepe:

Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

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