nada // i love to sleep
me writing a essay w word count: "simultaneously at the same time"
Aubrey Drake Graham more important than William Shakespeare



fuck whoever made this stupid ass post, you’re gonna tell me Drake can even spell iambic pentameter? get the fuck outta here with this

shakespeare died like a thousand years ago

please let go of his ancient nuts 


Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!


Hey guys I’m asking you guys to signal boost this post immediately. An anonymous person on Yik Yak has threaten to shoot up my school tomorrow at noon. (as seen below)


So far there has been no word on class cancellations for tomorrow. The University only stated “Penn State…